waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
At some point in his magnificent, all-encompassing career, Leonardo Da Vinci drew a whole page of cats.
The letter arrives in an envelope, sealed with wax, addressed to the Lady Rosefica Goldendawn. The seal features a coat of arms featuring a sun and a lotus flower
Greetings, Lady Rosefica Goldendawn:
Many congratulations on your most splendid marriage! It is so rare to have weddings these days and so, such joy must be cherished and celebrated.
I am ever mindful of your business affairs and I believe that this is a prudent time for you to meet with me to discuss your will. Some may say that to discuss paperwork of such solemnity so soon after your wedding is in poor taste.
Be assured, Lady Goldendawn, that I am incapable of poor taste.
It is good to be prepared in times like these and I find that a will helps to limit chaos after tragedy.
At your earliest convenience, do let me know when you are able to meet with me. I am free next week, excepting Friday. If this is too soon, please send word as to when would be a good time to schedule an appointment with me.
Again, on behalf of House Zauviir, I wish you many blessings upon your marriage.
Lord Tebryn í Sendil Zauviir
Agent of the Behavioral Analysis Unit
Knight of the Ebon Blade
I didn’t know this was a thing that was going on because I’ve been swallowed by the world that says I should pay my bills if I wanna go to Disneyland with my old raiding buddy~